Thursday, October 30, 2008

Gigantor Lyrics By Dickies

gigantor the space age robot
he's at your command
gigantor the space age robot
his power lies in your hands
coz he's bigger than big
taller than tall
quicker than quick
stronger than strong
ready to fight for right against wrong

Monday, October 27, 2008

Pretty Please Me Lyrics By Dickies

pretty please with sugar on top
hey babe wont you do the flop
beebop boy see j seabring
twenty thousand years in sing sing
i said my well my my my

animal god with a cod piece
still shot on the stormy seas
be a man want to be a man
people got to eat in pakistan
i said my my my my

please me
pretty please me
its so easy to pretty please me
if it feels alright
pretty please me right
let's go

san san is the new age
the bam bam is the new rage
i got a girl a twitchin' girl
i keep her cool in a dream world
i said my my my my


tick tock goes the big clock
i take a time out till the whole world stops
bang bang goes the big gun
tell me babe im the only one
i said my my my my

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Poodle Party Lyrics By Dickies

I want you tonight
Won't you please come over
I don't like your looks
But then again,I'm not sober

Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Lorna Doon
You're the easiest except for me

Come over tonight and
Show me some good fun yeah
Remember when you leave
Don't tell anyone

Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Poodle chew
You're the easiest except for me

Ruff ruff-ruff [x3]

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I Did It Lyrics By Dickies

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

don't make me come back there cos i'm warning you
that i will do what i have to do

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

don't make me come back there cos i'm warning you
that i will do what i have to do

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I'm On Crack Lyrics By Dickies

I'm on crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack

I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to have firends, now I'm a loner
'Cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner

On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack

Crack crack crack

Straight shooter
Get the chore boy
Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy
Face of fire
Don't look back
Richard Pryor, copper wire
Burn that mutha 'till it turns black

I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to be a dude, now I'm a homey
If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me

On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack

I'm doing lines all the time
John Belushi was a friend of mine
Can't relate, I'm losin' weight
The thin white duke is on my favorite plate
A dummy line doin' crime
Standing on the street selling my behind
Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law
Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa

To buy crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I'm A Chollo Lyrics By Dickies

i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo
i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo

i used to be a surferman
bought me an impala and i sold my van
got a pair of khakis and a penectan
now i'm a full fledged mexican


well i'm a chollo man
not a bit of puerto rican
i'm a chollo man


i changed my name to paco
went to the store and got a taco
it made me feel real macho
now all my friends are kavacho

Monday, October 13, 2008

Eep Opp Ork (uh, Uh) Lyrics By Dickies

well i took my baby for a ride in space
we met a little man with a funny funny face
he taught us how to wail this way
and nobody digs a word that we say

eep opp ork uhh uhh eep opp ork uhh uhh
eep opp ork uhh uhh that means i love you

now i read my baby loud and clear
she just said i love you dear
now im acting by the way i fell
i just said "i love you too"

come on and fly with me
ay up up high with me
come on and fly with me
eep opp ork uhh uhh that means i love you

that crazy word that crazy world that word you heared
eep opp ork means i love you

climb on board baby and i'll put you in orbit

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Marry Me Ann Lyrics By Dickies

anne i'm just a wild twitchin' junkie in a punk rock band
i'm tellin you ann
i'll be your friend till the end of the family plan
i promise you ann
i wanna be there when the father puts a ring on your hand
ann and you're the only living woman that i understand


ann i wanna wanna marry
ann i think i'm gonna marry
ann so will you marry me ann

ann i realise other guys took advantage of you
i'm sorry for them
a lot of times seems like we are living it too
i'm warning you ann
we're gonna be together til we're both a hundred and two
ann oh by the way did i tell you i love you

i'll see you february
next to the cemetary
?
?
?
let's do it today

Monday, October 6, 2008

Secret Agent Man Lyrics By Dickies

there's a man who leads a life of danger
in everyone he meets he sees a stranger
with every move he makes another chance he takes
odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

secret agent man
secret agent man
they're giving you a number
and taking away you're name

beware the pretty faces that you find
a pretty face can hide an evil mind
be careful what yo say you'll give yourself away
odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Friday, October 3, 2008

Make It So Lyrics By Dickies

Set the controls for the Neutral Zone-make it so
Where no one's gone before is where we'll boldly go
Kunta Kinte's blind and he's at the controls, oh no!
It's hard to navigate with an air filter stuck on your nose

[Chorus]
Make it so
Live long and prosper
Make it so
Gold-press latinem
Make it so
Assimilate all of them

Make it so

Secure the bridge 'cause we're moving faster than light
Alien gods of Cardassia are happy tonight
We're flying through the stars and we're hitting the bars, all right!
Data's going to tell me that the Romulans will put up a fight

[Chorus]

We're going to fly the friendly skies
Take a word now to the wise
Where we're going no one knows
The Enterprise is out of control

Won't you make it so
Like Edgar Allen Poe
Or maybe G.I. Joe?
Hey everybody,
Let's go!