Where Did His Eye Go Lyrics By Dickies

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair
he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care

So, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

I saw him last night on the telethon
he's doing candyman with his glasses on
and then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I
he whipped off his glasses and I looked at his eye

But, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

(Break)
We really love that boy
he's brought us so much joy
he even used to be a goy
but things are different now
and I'm still wonderin how
He'll keep an eye out for me now and then
but does he see in 3D
Where did his eye go
Is it lookin at me

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair
he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care

Squaggy Doo Lyrics By Dickies

[studio out take]

his head is big and brown and flat
he's about to rape a cat
they call him squaggy doo
he arches back and his dick ?
he's just a big horny overgrown puppy
kwang chung


his mouth is black and his nuts are black
there's an eight inch doodle stick
working it's way out of his back
they call him sqauggy doo


licking his bone
he's in the kitchen all alone
but he'd really like to be friends with you
squaggy dog squaggy doo my dog
you make it look so easy
you're butthole is so breezy - kill

you poor old sod it's only me


remember when you you were down on your knees
and the cats that cling onto your beard
they were screaming in agony
hey when you dug the bone out the ground
and the poor mailman came to ...
and your landmines blew like ...

She's A Hunchback Lyrics By Dickies

she's a nice girl and i like her style
but she's a hunchback
i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
but she's a hunchback
i take her to the football game
she's my little notre dame
and i know things won't be the same
without a hunchback

took her to the dance looking for romance
she's a hunchback
and when she does the twist i just can't resist
watching a hunchback
everybody's laughing at me
why can't they just let us be
she'll go down in history
she's got a hunchback

i got a hunch then again i just don't know
she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo


i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
doin' what i oughta she always brings me water


i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell
she's got a hunchback
yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine
with a hunchback
i take her down to gay paris
on films and books we don't agree
she can't walk and i can't see
she's got a hunchback

Elevator (in The Brain Hotel) Lyrics By Dickies

find yourself on an elevator going high
find yourself on an elevator heading for the sky
let the world pass you by far below

find yourself on an elevator going high
find yourself on an elevator heading for the sky
let your mind start to fry let it go

let it go - where it wants to wander freely
let it go - see your troubles on the ground
tumbling down

Infidel Zombie Lyrics By Dickies

Well I've been running for a while
and I know that I'm next in line
she's been gettin trigger happy
and I've heard so far that she's killed 9

well it's a complicated tale
with a price on my head
and a sharp looking agent who
wants to find me certified dead

She's an infidel zombie
she gets depressed with duress
a love that cannot find me

Let me tell you
I don't believe it
There's a bullet with my name on it now

They caught me once while I was out messin around
they put me in cemented wedges but I didn't drown
I'm back on the streets and running for my life again
but I know they'll tear it down and they're gonna start
to close in

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Keep Watchin' The Skies Lyrics By Dickies

i was always lonely
just a face in the crowd
never thinking aloud
i was always silently hoping that things would change
nobody ever told me
about the missing time
i was hoping to find
all the pieces of reality i could rearrange

and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why

so tell my why the confusion
about the places i've been
the circuitry in my skin
is always sending me messages that i can't understand

they offer no solution
about just who they are
could it be the marklar
got me willed from a far away time and another land

and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why

i'm gonna wait til the sun sets
on britannia britannia
roswelian sunsets
on britannia britannia
my country tisofthe
don't alienate me

and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why

i'm looking for a world or a boat or a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why
tell me

Hideous Lyrics By Dickies

you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you
and i don't want you

it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgrace
i don't want to find you in my place
you are just a basket case

it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgraced
i don't want to find you in my place
you shouldn't belong to the human race


you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you
and i don't want to know you

Nights In White Satin Lyrics By Dickies

nights in white satin
never reaching the end
letters i've written him
never meaning to send
beauty i've always missed
with these eyes before
just what the truth is
i can't say anymore

cos i love you yes i love you...

gazing at people
some hand in hand
just what i'm going through
they can't understand
some try to tell me
thoughts they cannot defend
just what you want to be
you will be in the end

Mental Ward Lyrics By Dickies

Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack
Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack

I Gotta Get out of this mental ward
The stink in my cell has got me totally floored
I'm so sick and tired of being ignored
Yeah my mental ward

Repeat first verse

[Chorus]

[Lead]

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Mental Ward
It's my Mental Ward
Mental Ward
It's my Mental Ward

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