Rosemary Lyrics By Dickies

she's my girl she's so wonderful i love her so
rosemary
kisses galore and i think the whole world of her
rosemary

rosemary she's the girl that i adore
she's rosemary and i'm going out with her now

most of the guys give her lots of talk they wanna walk with rosemary
with all their words they look more absurd like idiots
rosemary


rosemary i wanna tell the world who i'm dreaming of
it's rosemary and i'm going out with her now

when i'm out with rosemary in the clouds so high above
looking down upon the masses far below how could they know
that when i walk her home she's mine and mine alone
it's such a nice surprise to see her face
and she makes the world such a lovely place

Howdy Doody In The Woodshed Ii Lyrics By Dickies

his hair is red his eyes are green
he's like a person that you've never seen
he'll sing and dance he's been to france
but he doesn't seem to stand a chance

that's when i saw
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
the woodshed

a smarter man would never plan
to have so many splinters in his hand
and clarabelle would never tell
coz he's afraid that he might go to jail


well what became of big bird
i know it's gonna sound rather absurd
they found some yellow feathers and some other debris
just underneath the peanut gallery
ask mortimer snerd ask charlie mccarthy
even oscar the grouch has seen his casting couch
that's when he caught a whiff of knucklehead smiff

and curse his job he works with bob
coz he was swinging from an old corn cob
and that's the thing bob pulls the strings
so you know it when you hear me sing
howdy doody howdy doody
howdy doody in the woodshed

Magoomba Ii Lyrics By Dickies

in the beginning since the dawn of man
in forest green and in desert sands
the yearning of humanity
to know that god is a reality
is there a heaven is there a hell
where angels sing and demons dwell
to know all this i used to think was wise
but then magoomba opened my eyes

magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba

holy holy be his terrible name
utter it once and go up in flames
adorn his crown with butterflies
ayin the sign of the opened eye
the words of madness and mystery
the very power that he brings to me
i rave i rape i rip i rend
is everlasting world without end

magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
spawn from nature's ancient dream
he moves uopn the world of mankind
like the siren's scream

does he like buddha or jesus christ
can he promise you a paradise
does he bring light like lucifer
bestowing power by the rite of birth
the day of cross and trinity
is done the twilight of the gods has come
it is the morning of magic and mirth
magoomba lives upon the earth

leonard, i'm home
i've got some ho-hos and yoo-hoo for ya
and that special hamburger helper you like
mother, for crimes against magoomba you are to be tried
what are you talking about leonard
come over here and sit down and have your lunch
silence! for kissing me on holidays and social occasions
for making me mow the lawn
and for forcing me to eat your cooking
you shall feel the wrath of magoomba!
now what do you want with your lunch milk or pepsi?
tie her to the altar
leonard what are they doing oh my god
prepare the sacrifice
stop that leave me alone
get your hands off me

The Sounds Of Silence Lyrics By Dickies

hello darkness my old friend
i've come to talk with you again
because a vision softly creeping
left its seeds while i was sleeping
and the vision that was planted
in my brain still remains
within the sounds of silence

and all the nights i walk alone
down the streets of cobblestone
beneath the halo of a street lamp
i turned my collar to the cold and damp
what i saw there was the flash of a neon light
it hit the night
it brings the sound of silence

people i don't even know
i wanna tell them where to go
hear my ears that i might hear you
take my arms that i might reach you
and the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls
it brings the sounds of silence

Sobriety Lyrics By Dickies

i got a steady job but i'm living a lie
i'm a drunken slob i've got a d.u.i
sobriety, sobriety

when i was 17 i had my first drink
now i'm 43 and i'm seeing a shrink
sobriety, sobriety

mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

it took a fifth of vodka just to put me to sleep
now you take away the liquor and your left with a creep
sobriety, sobriety

you've got a lot of nerve to tell me things are ok
if you want to keep it gotta give it away
sobriety, sobriety

mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

everybody knows
the emperor's got new clothes
i'm gonna make the story sad
but it's the best friend i ever had
i know it's gonna kick my ass
so go ahead and pour another glass

sobriety
sobriety


mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

Whack The Dalai Lama Lyrics By Dickies

there's one hand clapping and it's in my head
whack the dalai lama
he's telling me he'd be better off dead
whack the dalai lama
and he's the focus of evil in the world today
whack the dalai lama
well i'm the real dalai lama anyway
whack the dalai lama

whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama

he's an informant for the fbi
whack the dalai lama
stop me and tell the world goodbye
whack the dalai lama
and all the rich kids on the mtv
whack the dalai lama
are saying buy my records and tibet goes free
whack the dalai lama

whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack


the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama

when there's no one there
i'll be dressed as richard gere
i'll sit down to meditate
when i draw my gun
he'll already have begun to re-incarnate

the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama

whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack the dalai lama

House Of Raoul Lyrics By Dickies

Wake me up in the morning 'cause
We're going to the House of Raoul
I'm giving you a warning
Tell me, are you a man or a mouse?

House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul
Gonna get evicted from the House of Raoul

Tell me when we're leavin' 'cause
We're rocking at the House of Blue Lights
While the train is leavin'
I'm drinkin' beer and watching the fights

House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul
Won't you please evict me from the House of Raoul?