Rosemary Lyrics By Dickies

she's my girl she's so wonderful i love her so
rosemary
kisses galore and i think the whole world of her
rosemary

rosemary she's the girl that i adore
she's rosemary and i'm going out with her now

most of the guys give her lots of talk they wanna walk with rosemary
with all their words they look more absurd like idiots
rosemary


rosemary i wanna tell the world who i'm dreaming of
it's rosemary and i'm going out with her now

when i'm out with rosemary in the clouds so high above
looking down upon the masses far below how could they know
that when i walk her home she's mine and mine alone
it's such a nice surprise to see her face
and she makes the world such a lovely place

Howdy Doody In The Woodshed Ii Lyrics By Dickies

his hair is red his eyes are green
he's like a person that you've never seen
he'll sing and dance he's been to france
but he doesn't seem to stand a chance

that's when i saw
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)
the woodshed

a smarter man would never plan
to have so many splinters in his hand
and clarabelle would never tell
coz he's afraid that he might go to jail


well what became of big bird
i know it's gonna sound rather absurd
they found some yellow feathers and some other debris
just underneath the peanut gallery
ask mortimer snerd ask charlie mccarthy
even oscar the grouch has seen his casting couch
that's when he caught a whiff of knucklehead smiff

and curse his job he works with bob
coz he was swinging from an old corn cob
and that's the thing bob pulls the strings
so you know it when you hear me sing
howdy doody howdy doody
howdy doody in the woodshed

Magoomba Ii Lyrics By Dickies

in the beginning since the dawn of man
in forest green and in desert sands
the yearning of humanity
to know that god is a reality
is there a heaven is there a hell
where angels sing and demons dwell
to know all this i used to think was wise
but then magoomba opened my eyes

magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba

holy holy be his terrible name
utter it once and go up in flames
adorn his crown with butterflies
ayin the sign of the opened eye
the words of madness and mystery
the very power that he brings to me
i rave i rape i rip i rend
is everlasting world without end

magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
spawn from nature's ancient dream
he moves uopn the world of mankind
like the siren's scream

does he like buddha or jesus christ
can he promise you a paradise
does he bring light like lucifer
bestowing power by the rite of birth
the day of cross and trinity
is done the twilight of the gods has come
it is the morning of magic and mirth
magoomba lives upon the earth

leonard, i'm home
i've got some ho-hos and yoo-hoo for ya
and that special hamburger helper you like
mother, for crimes against magoomba you are to be tried
what are you talking about leonard
come over here and sit down and have your lunch
silence! for kissing me on holidays and social occasions
for making me mow the lawn
and for forcing me to eat your cooking
you shall feel the wrath of magoomba!
now what do you want with your lunch milk or pepsi?
tie her to the altar
leonard what are they doing oh my god
prepare the sacrifice
stop that leave me alone
get your hands off me

The Sounds Of Silence Lyrics By Dickies

hello darkness my old friend
i've come to talk with you again
because a vision softly creeping
left its seeds while i was sleeping
and the vision that was planted
in my brain still remains
within the sounds of silence

and all the nights i walk alone
down the streets of cobblestone
beneath the halo of a street lamp
i turned my collar to the cold and damp
what i saw there was the flash of a neon light
it hit the night
it brings the sound of silence

people i don't even know
i wanna tell them where to go
hear my ears that i might hear you
take my arms that i might reach you
and the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls
it brings the sounds of silence

Sobriety Lyrics By Dickies

i got a steady job but i'm living a lie
i'm a drunken slob i've got a d.u.i
sobriety, sobriety

when i was 17 i had my first drink
now i'm 43 and i'm seeing a shrink
sobriety, sobriety

mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

it took a fifth of vodka just to put me to sleep
now you take away the liquor and your left with a creep
sobriety, sobriety

you've got a lot of nerve to tell me things are ok
if you want to keep it gotta give it away
sobriety, sobriety

mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
somebody wants to sell me the dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

everybody knows
the emperor's got new clothes
i'm gonna make the story sad
but it's the best friend i ever had
i know it's gonna kick my ass
so go ahead and pour another glass

sobriety
sobriety


mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
so now i'm sleeping in my dodge
it's another gift of sobriety

Whack The Dalai Lama Lyrics By Dickies

there's one hand clapping and it's in my head
whack the dalai lama
he's telling me he'd be better off dead
whack the dalai lama
and he's the focus of evil in the world today
whack the dalai lama
well i'm the real dalai lama anyway
whack the dalai lama

whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama

he's an informant for the fbi
whack the dalai lama
stop me and tell the world goodbye
whack the dalai lama
and all the rich kids on the mtv
whack the dalai lama
are saying buy my records and tibet goes free
whack the dalai lama

whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack


the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama

when there's no one there
i'll be dressed as richard gere
i'll sit down to meditate
when i draw my gun
he'll already have begun to re-incarnate

the bigger they come the harder they fall
i'm not a spiritual steven segal
so line em up against the wall
i'm not the dalai lama

whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
whack the dalai lama
whack the dalai lama

House Of Raoul Lyrics By Dickies

Wake me up in the morning 'cause
We're going to the House of Raoul
I'm giving you a warning
Tell me, are you a man or a mouse?

House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul
Gonna get evicted from the House of Raoul

Tell me when we're leavin' 'cause
We're rocking at the House of Blue Lights
While the train is leavin'
I'm drinkin' beer and watching the fights

House of Raoul, House of Raoul
I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul
Won't you please evict me from the House of Raoul?

Wagon Train Lyrics By Dickies

hey ho hey ho there's something i don't know
like who i am or where i go
we're on this climb we'll be there for some time
there is no reason i can find

wagon train what's my name
can you guess my crime
wagon train ease the pain
and leave the world behind
wagon train head 'em up ehoh

a brave new world for all those boys and girls
a universe for us to roam
they cast us out and left us with no doubt
they're never gonna bring us home

Killer Klowns Lyrics By Dickies

pt barnum said it so long ago
theres one born every minute don't you know
some make us laugh some make us cry
these klowns honey gonna make you die
everybodys running when the circus comes into their town
everybodys gunning for the likes of the killer klowns
from outer space...

the ring mast shouts "let the show begin"
send in the klowns let them do you in
see a rubber nose on a painted face
bringing genecide to the human race

its time to take a ride on a nightmare merry go round
you'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer klowns from outer space...

theres cotton candy in thier hands
says the polka dotted man with a stalk of jacaranda
they're all diabolical bozos

all look around what do you see
tell me what's become of humanity
from california shores to new york times square
barnum and bailey everywhere
if you've ever wondered why the population's going down
blame it on the plunder of the likes of the killer klowns from outer space...

Banana Splits (the Tra La La Song) Lyrics By Dickies

tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la
tra la la tra la la la

one banana two banana three banana four
all bananas make a split so do many more
over hill and highway the banana buggies go
come along to bring you the banana splits show

four banana three banana two banana one
all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
fleagle bingo drooper and snork

making up a mess of fun
making up a mess of fun
making up a mess of fun
lots of fun for everyone

four banana three banana two banana one
all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
fleagle bingo drooper and snork

Song Of The Dawn Lyrics By Dickies

Wake from your sleep all you weary ones
Who are leary of the night
Look to the east all you dreary ones
Who are waiting for the light

Dawn is breaking and a new day is born
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Birds are singing
Hear them welcome the morn
They're sweetly singing the song of the dawn

Yesterday the sky was grey
Look this morning they're blue
The smiling sun tells everyone
Come and start life anew

Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn
Sing hallelujah
For the dark night is gone
The world is singing the song of the dawn

Solitary Confinement Lyrics By Dickies

i can't get out
i'm stuck inside
i have to shout

i'm stuck in my brain
it's all in my mind
i'm in myself
coz there's nothing to find

i'm in i'm in i'm in
solitary confinement

He's Courtin' Courtney Lyrics By Dickies

i bought me a '38
i just got back from heavens gate
he's courtin' courtney
i didn't think she'd get far
but now shes a fuckin' movie star
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney

she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's courtney
she's the one i love

i don't want to be unkind
but she's the kind of girl'l make you lose your mind
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
i help her spend her cash
i treat her just like trailer trash
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney

sugar spice everything nice
i don't need to heed your priceless advice
when i'm courting courtney love

she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's courtney
she's the one i love

think i'll throw a fit
i've made my bed i'm gonna lie in it
he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney

courting i'm courtin' courtney
cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney
cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney courtney
cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney courtney

Stukas Over Disneyland Lyrics By Dickies

mickey's on the production line
i'm a super mouse in time
everybody's doing the goose step out in anaheim

mastermouse gonna feel no fear
mickey's gonna lead us to the new frontier
everybody wants to be the perfect mouseketeer

and there's stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland
stukas over disneyland

jiminy cricket wrote a victory speech
with nottsberry farm right in reach
our liebestraum has been extended to huntington beach

turn on the gas and you're gonna see
how to achieve racial harmony
we need a perfect order that's our genetic destiny

got an ss ticket i'm feeling fine
spent five long hours just standing in line
passed inspection got my ears on straight
gonna fire up my engines 'fore it gets too late
i just can't wait

I'm Ok, You're Ok Lyrics By Dickies

i don't care what you say
i'm going away and i'm going to stay
i don't care what you do
you can press my trousers
and polish my shoes

i'm in love with sqeeky fraum
i'd like to take her to my high school prom
i quit my job at lockheed
my girlfriend says that's what i need

i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok, you're ok
i'm ok

i ran into kim fowley
he told me go back to the valley
i went into the starwood
everybody there told me it should have been good

i ran into tomata
he was over infantigo
he told me where to go
and he also told me on the way to the show

i'm cruisin' down sunset
gonna mingle with the funset
going to a luau
gonna have me a real cool time

Pretty Ballerina Lyrics By Dickies

i had a date with a pretty ballerina
her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes
i asked her for this dance and then she obliged me
was i surprised was i surprised no not at all

i saw her yesterday it could have been tomorrow
i couldn't keep the joy that was inside
i begged for her to tell me if she really loves me
somewhere a mountain is moving afraid it's moving in on me

and when i wake on a dreary monday morning
i open up my eyes to find there's rain
and something strange within says go ahead and find her
just close your eyes just close your eyes and she'll be there

Nobody But Me Lyrics By Dickies

nobody can do the shake like i do
nobody can do the twist like i do
nobody can do the boogaloo like i do
nobody can do the monkey like i do

well let me tell you that the kids are doing it
nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
i wanna tell you that the kids are doing it
nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
well there's nobody nobody but me

nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody
nobody - nobody no

Gigantor Lyrics By Dickies

gigantor the space age robot
he's at your command
gigantor the space age robot
his power lies in your hands
coz he's bigger than big
taller than tall
quicker than quick
stronger than strong
ready to fight for right against wrong

Pretty Please Me Lyrics By Dickies

pretty please with sugar on top
hey babe wont you do the flop
beebop boy see j seabring
twenty thousand years in sing sing
i said my well my my my

animal god with a cod piece
still shot on the stormy seas
be a man want to be a man
people got to eat in pakistan
i said my my my my

please me
pretty please me
its so easy to pretty please me
if it feels alright
pretty please me right
let's go

san san is the new age
the bam bam is the new rage
i got a girl a twitchin' girl
i keep her cool in a dream world
i said my my my my


tick tock goes the big clock
i take a time out till the whole world stops
bang bang goes the big gun
tell me babe im the only one
i said my my my my

Poodle Party Lyrics By Dickies

I want you tonight
Won't you please come over
I don't like your looks
But then again,I'm not sober

Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Lorna Doon
You're the easiest except for me

Come over tonight and
Show me some good fun yeah
Remember when you leave
Don't tell anyone

Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Poodle chew
You're the easiest except for me

Ruff ruff-ruff [x3]

I Did It Lyrics By Dickies

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

don't make me come back there cos i'm warning you
that i will do what i have to do

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

don't make me come back there cos i'm warning you
that i will do what i have to do

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't
then why'd you say you did it but i didn't
you just told me you did it no i didn't

you started it you started it no i didn't
you started it you started it

I'm On Crack Lyrics By Dickies

I'm on crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack

I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to have firends, now I'm a loner
'Cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner

On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack

Crack crack crack

Straight shooter
Get the chore boy
Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy
Face of fire
Don't look back
Richard Pryor, copper wire
Burn that mutha 'till it turns black

I used to hang around at the waterslide
Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
I used to be a dude, now I'm a homey
If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me

On crack
I'm on crack
It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
I'm on crack

I'm doing lines all the time
John Belushi was a friend of mine
Can't relate, I'm losin' weight
The thin white duke is on my favorite plate
A dummy line doin' crime
Standing on the street selling my behind
Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law
Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa

To buy crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack
I'm on crack

I'm A Chollo Lyrics By Dickies

i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo
i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo

i used to be a surferman
bought me an impala and i sold my van
got a pair of khakis and a penectan
now i'm a full fledged mexican


well i'm a chollo man
not a bit of puerto rican
i'm a chollo man


i changed my name to paco
went to the store and got a taco
it made me feel real macho
now all my friends are kavacho

Eep Opp Ork (uh, Uh) Lyrics By Dickies

well i took my baby for a ride in space
we met a little man with a funny funny face
he taught us how to wail this way
and nobody digs a word that we say

eep opp ork uhh uhh eep opp ork uhh uhh
eep opp ork uhh uhh that means i love you

now i read my baby loud and clear
she just said i love you dear
now im acting by the way i fell
i just said "i love you too"

come on and fly with me
ay up up high with me
come on and fly with me
eep opp ork uhh uhh that means i love you

that crazy word that crazy world that word you heared
eep opp ork means i love you

climb on board baby and i'll put you in orbit

Marry Me Ann Lyrics By Dickies

anne i'm just a wild twitchin' junkie in a punk rock band
i'm tellin you ann
i'll be your friend till the end of the family plan
i promise you ann
i wanna be there when the father puts a ring on your hand
ann and you're the only living woman that i understand


ann i wanna wanna marry
ann i think i'm gonna marry
ann so will you marry me ann

ann i realise other guys took advantage of you
i'm sorry for them
a lot of times seems like we are living it too
i'm warning you ann
we're gonna be together til we're both a hundred and two
ann oh by the way did i tell you i love you

i'll see you february
next to the cemetary
?
?
?
let's do it today

Secret Agent Man Lyrics By Dickies

there's a man who leads a life of danger
in everyone he meets he sees a stranger
with every move he makes another chance he takes
odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

secret agent man
secret agent man
they're giving you a number
and taking away you're name

beware the pretty faces that you find
a pretty face can hide an evil mind
be careful what yo say you'll give yourself away
odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Make It So Lyrics By Dickies

Set the controls for the Neutral Zone-make it so
Where no one's gone before is where we'll boldly go
Kunta Kinte's blind and he's at the controls, oh no!
It's hard to navigate with an air filter stuck on your nose

[Chorus]
Make it so
Live long and prosper
Make it so
Gold-press latinem
Make it so
Assimilate all of them

Make it so

Secure the bridge 'cause we're moving faster than light
Alien gods of Cardassia are happy tonight
We're flying through the stars and we're hitting the bars, all right!
Data's going to tell me that the Romulans will put up a fight

[Chorus]

We're going to fly the friendly skies
Take a word now to the wise
Where we're going no one knows
The Enterprise is out of control

Won't you make it so
Like Edgar Allen Poe
Or maybe G.I. Joe?
Hey everybody,
Let's go!

Toxic Avenger Lyrics By Dickies

Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody knows that he's here for mankind
Toxic Avenger
Would you believe-a mouse to a man!
No one from this planet can realize his plan
Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger

Out of the dark and into the light
Mercilessly devastating his enemies, turning wrong to right
Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger

But nobody loves him and he's such a lonely man
All they ask from him is to guard this promised land

Out of the rust and into the slime
Everybody thinks that he's out of his mind
Toxic Avenger

Shake & Bake Lyrics By Dickies

Now I got The hook
And Now I got the bait
Now I got the bait
so don't slow me down
Now I got a car
and now I gotta girl
Now I got a car to go around the world

You Better
Shake and Bake

Now I got The hook
And Now I got the bait
Now I got the bait
so don't slow me down,down,down
Now I got a car
I got me a Jaguar
Now I got a car to go around the world

[Chorus]

Give It Back Lyrics By Dickies

One day I was walking to school
I saw these bullies and
They thought they were cool
They put me down and they pushed me around
They stole my books and they called me a clown

Give It Back
Baaaaccckk
Give It Back
You better give it back

I went to school
yeah I went anyway
I said I'd show them another day
I showed them all what I could do
I got us thrown right out of school

I got em back
Baaack
Yeah I Got em Back
You Know I got em back
Ba ba ba back

(Break)

That night I was walking home
and when they caught me I was all alone
A bloody nose and a broken bone
I thought those brats were going to leave me alone

There'a A Place Lyrics By Dickies

there
there's a place where i can go
when i feel low when i feel blue
and it's my mind and there's no time
when i'm alone

i think of you the things you do
go 'round my head the things you said
like "i love only you"

in my mind there's no sorrow
don't you know that it's so
there'll be no sad tomorrow
don't you know that it's so

there
there' a place where i can go
when i feel low when i feel blue
and it's my mind and there's no time
when i'm alone

there's a place...

If Stuart Could Talk Lyrics By Dickies

i got a little friend he's with me to the end
what does he say
i ask him for opinions and political decisions
each and every day
i know that it's a dream dirty and obscene anyway

if stuart could talk what would he say
if stuart could talk what would he say
if stuart could talk what would he say
what would he say if stuey could talk to me

whenever i'm alone i'm really not alone
he's always there
when i am going to falter and i'm standing at the alter
and there's not a prayer
i know it's up to him if i ever sin anyway

what would he say what would he say
"yes my name is stuart and i assure you i can speak
and lately i find myself astounded
at the sort of company you keep
something further i must mention
of this fact i cannot understand
is your insatiable attention at annoying me with your hand
and in closing may i offer this point must be succint
my purpose is for procreation
and not facilitating in your sin"

(i'm Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota Lyrics By Dickies

I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
my favorite show was about to begin
as I was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then I was sure that within a while

I was Stuck
Stuck in a pagoda
with Tricia Toyota
I'm Stuck
We were watching Abe Vigoda
then every thing will be fine

Later that night we went for a drive
and I can say I never felt more alive
taking in the sights of old Tokyo
with Tricia by my side and money to blow
I knew then I never wanted to let her go

[Chorus]

[Lead]

[Chorus]

Always in a daze Always in a dream
Always find that things are not what they seem
A little Asian Goddess came from up above
I thank you NBC for sending my love
And Tricia is the one I've been dreaming of

[Chorus]

Caligula Lyrics By Dickies

in the city of rome 2000 years ago
the lord tiberius bequeathed to his son caligula

he ascended the throne and many a head did roll
this horrid apparition that hell hath wrought caligula

sent to earth by the light of the earth osteria
given birth by the might of his sword caligula

now in glory he reigns o'er provinces great and small
be he a god or man all must tremble at the hand of caligula

given fire by the light of his sire germania
to be thrown on the flames of the pyre octavia

along the appian way the crucified cry out loud
"by the wrath of the gods be accursed the name caligula"

dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis

hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula

the sibyl spoke of his fame in prophecy long foretold
the one called little boots & the kingdom he'd steal caligula

sent to earth by the light of the word osteria
given birth by the might of his sword caligula

and so a rival god he became to rival the might of jove
the whore of babylon and the beast that she rode caligula

dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis

hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula

when he heard the hooves of madness
that stirred upon his head leaving him for dead
'twas then he'd roam
through the halls of the palace keep
but nevermore to sleep

now the century's past the fates shall tell the tale
woe to the man who would emulate a god caligula

dominus aquatari ex spiritus nu men
ominus demagorgon extermitor regis

hail romulus
hail remulus
caligula
hail claudius
hail flavius
caligula
hail juluis caesarius caligula

Town Without Pity Lyrics By Dickies

when you're young and so and love as we
and bewildered by the world we see
how can people hurt us so
only those in love would know
what a town without pity can do

if we stop to gaze upon a star
people talk about how bad we are
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two
what a town without pity can do

the young have problems many problems
we need an understanding heart
why don't they help us try to help us
before this clay and granite planet falls apart

take these eager lips and hold me fast
i'm afraid this kind of joy can't last
how can we keep love alive
how can anything survive
when these little minds tear you in two
what a town without pity can do

Magoomba Lyrics By Dickies

in the beginning since the dawn of man
in forest green and in desert sands
the yearning of humanity
to know that god is a reality
is there a heaven is there a hell
where angels sing and demons dwell
to know all this i used to think was wise
but then magoomba opened my eyes

magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba
magoomba magoomba
voodoo god of africa
magoomba

holy holy be his terrible name
utter it once and go up in flames
adorn his crown with butterflies
ayin the sign of the opened eye
the words of madness and mystery
the very power that he brings to me
i rave i rape i rip i rend
is everlasting world without end

magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
spawn from nature's ancient dream
he moves uopn the world of mankind
like the siren's scream

does he like buddha or jesus christ
can he promise you a paradise
does he bring light like lucifer
bestowing power by the rite of birth
the day of cross and trinity
is done the twilight of the gods has come
it is the morning of magic and mirth
magoomba lives upon the earth

Where Did His Eye Go Lyrics By Dickies

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair
he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care

So, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

I saw him last night on the telethon
he's doing candyman with his glasses on
and then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I
he whipped off his glasses and I looked at his eye

But, Where'd his eye go
I don't know
Where did his eye go
I don't know
But nothing can stop him now

(Break)
We really love that boy
he's brought us so much joy
he even used to be a goy
but things are different now
and I'm still wonderin how
He'll keep an eye out for me now and then
but does he see in 3D
Where did his eye go
Is it lookin at me

He used to be a star of the stage and screen
but now he only sees half of everything
a funny little man with straight black hair
he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care

Squaggy Doo Lyrics By Dickies

[studio out take]

his head is big and brown and flat
he's about to rape a cat
they call him squaggy doo
he arches back and his dick ?
he's just a big horny overgrown puppy
kwang chung


his mouth is black and his nuts are black
there's an eight inch doodle stick
working it's way out of his back
they call him sqauggy doo


licking his bone
he's in the kitchen all alone
but he'd really like to be friends with you
squaggy dog squaggy doo my dog
you make it look so easy
you're butthole is so breezy - kill

you poor old sod it's only me


remember when you you were down on your knees
and the cats that cling onto your beard
they were screaming in agony
hey when you dug the bone out the ground
and the poor mailman came to ...
and your landmines blew like ...

She's A Hunchback Lyrics By Dickies

she's a nice girl and i like her style
but she's a hunchback
i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
but she's a hunchback
i take her to the football game
she's my little notre dame
and i know things won't be the same
without a hunchback

took her to the dance looking for romance
she's a hunchback
and when she does the twist i just can't resist
watching a hunchback
everybody's laughing at me
why can't they just let us be
she'll go down in history
she's got a hunchback

i got a hunch then again i just don't know
she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo


i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
doin' what i oughta she always brings me water


i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell
she's got a hunchback
yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine
with a hunchback
i take her down to gay paris
on films and books we don't agree
she can't walk and i can't see
she's got a hunchback

Elevator (in The Brain Hotel) Lyrics By Dickies

find yourself on an elevator going high
find yourself on an elevator heading for the sky
let the world pass you by far below

find yourself on an elevator going high
find yourself on an elevator heading for the sky
let your mind start to fry let it go

let it go - where it wants to wander freely
let it go - see your troubles on the ground
tumbling down

Infidel Zombie Lyrics By Dickies

Well I've been running for a while
and I know that I'm next in line
she's been gettin trigger happy
and I've heard so far that she's killed 9

well it's a complicated tale
with a price on my head
and a sharp looking agent who
wants to find me certified dead

She's an infidel zombie
she gets depressed with duress
a love that cannot find me

Let me tell you
I don't believe it
There's a bullet with my name on it now

They caught me once while I was out messin around
they put me in cemented wedges but I didn't drown
I'm back on the streets and running for my life again
but I know they'll tear it down and they're gonna start
to close in

[Chorus]

Keep Watchin' The Skies Lyrics By Dickies

i was always lonely
just a face in the crowd
never thinking aloud
i was always silently hoping that things would change
nobody ever told me
about the missing time
i was hoping to find
all the pieces of reality i could rearrange

and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why

so tell my why the confusion
about the places i've been
the circuitry in my skin
is always sending me messages that i can't understand

they offer no solution
about just who they are
could it be the marklar
got me willed from a far away time and another land

and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why

i'm gonna wait til the sun sets
on britannia britannia
roswelian sunsets
on britannia britannia
my country tisofthe
don't alienate me

and so i keep watching the skies
looking for somebody who can feel my pain
yeah yeah
i'm watching the skies
is it a bird, or is it a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why

i'm looking for a world or a boat or a plane
if this is all sounding a little insane you know why
tell me

Hideous Lyrics By Dickies

you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you
and i don't want you

it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgrace
i don't want to find you in my place
you are just a basket case

it's so hard to face you're face
every time i look at you i feel disgraced
i don't want to find you in my place
you shouldn't belong to the human race


you're so hideous
you're not one of us
i really pity you
and i don't want to know you

Nights In White Satin Lyrics By Dickies

nights in white satin
never reaching the end
letters i've written him
never meaning to send
beauty i've always missed
with these eyes before
just what the truth is
i can't say anymore

cos i love you yes i love you...

gazing at people
some hand in hand
just what i'm going through
they can't understand
some try to tell me
thoughts they cannot defend
just what you want to be
you will be in the end

Mental Ward Lyrics By Dickies

Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack
Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
or I'll Put you on a rack

I Gotta Get out of this mental ward
The stink in my cell has got me totally floored
I'm so sick and tired of being ignored
Yeah my mental ward

Repeat first verse

[Chorus]

[Lead]

[Chorus]

Mental Ward
It's my Mental Ward
Mental Ward
It's my Mental Ward

[Chorus]